When you're addicted to TF2

- You randomly quote the characters;

- You don't walk, you run or walk crouching;

- You walk looking at your watch, thinking that you are invisible;

- You try to make people think you're someone else by wearing a paper mask with that person's face printed on it;
- That actually works;

- Your diet only consists of the foods and drinks in the game (chocolate, bananas, beer, milk etc);

- You don't write sandwich anymore, just sandvich;

- You can't do anything else while you eat;

- You want to work as one of the character's jobs;

- You ask an engineer if he can build you a sentry gun, a dispenser, and a TELEPORTER;

- You don't want to go to the doctor because you're afraid he'll shoot syringes at you;

- You fall off tall windows with no fear because, if you get hurt, there's probably a med kit nearby;

- When you get hurt you don't say "ouch", you say "MEDIC!";

- If you're set on fire you don't stop, drop and roll, you go running to the hospital screaming "MEDIC!";

- You hate people to the point of wanting to kill them just because they wear blue/red;

- You walk like a crab;

- You walk humping;

- You walk dancing;

- You're afraid of pointing at people because you may kill them accidentally;

- You can drink from broken, bottomless bottles;

- You have been storing your piss in jars;

- When the doctor is done with your appointment you ask "Why don't you use the Medigun?";

- You open a med kit and there's a sandwich inside it;

- You shoot everyone in sight, just to check if they are spies (by Shy-Guyome);

- You're afraid of going to pubs thinking there are drunk Swendish guys with explosives (by RiboZurai);

- You think you are bullet-proof when you drink an Energy Drink (by Shy-Guyome);

- To your eyes, a Pet-Shop is a Zoo (unless it's a farm!) (by Shy-Guyome);

- In case of injuries at home, you always have a dispenser nearby (Coffee-Dispenser, Soft-Drink-Dispenser, Water-Dispenser, etc.) (by Shy-Guyome);

- You think sprays contain not ink, but pre-made images;

- When you break something, you try to fix it by hitting it with a wrench (by Shy-Guyome);

- Playing baseball includes: a baseball-bat, a ball, a cap and a double-barrel shot-gun (by Shy-Guyome);

- When you get hurt you don't go to the hospital or put a bandage - you eat;

- You walk with a shield on your back so you're not back-stabbed;

- Every time you go out you take a binocular to look out for Snipers;

- You're scared of baseballs;

- Your eyes glow when you hold a sword;

- You can turn anything into metal and vice-versa;

- You know when people are messing with your stuff, no matter where you are;

- A shield makes you faster than Usain Bolt (by IlookingYou);

- Holding a pickax gives you the strength to run faster and hit harder than you normally can, even though you're weaker than ever;

- After playing the game you started believing in supernatural things like vampires, ghosts and zombies;

- You believe in magic ♪;

- You always have a fresh stash of beer in case of an alien invasion;

- You don't spend a cent in food since a single sandwich and a single drink can last forever;

- You wonder where you can find an upgrade station (in case of a robot invasion);

- You've set a hat on fire and started wearing it;

- You get tons of jealous looks on the streets due to your amazing fashion sense (is there anything fancier than a Panama hat on top of a top hat on top of a bowler hat?);

- You've tried paying for clothes with keys, gears, bolts and nuts;

- You have an armory at home where you display things like battleaxes, claymores, scimitars, a railroad crossing sign and a frying pan;

- Whenever you see train tracks you wonder if they're really train tracks and not a payload's;

- You play the same instruments the classes play;
- You only play the horn when you're really angry, though;

- You find it weird you have never seen anyone in the army rocket-jumping;

- You make a list of things you do when you're addicted to it.