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WHEN YOU'RE ADDICTED TO TEAM FORTRESS 2:


- You randomly say quotes of the characters;

- You don't walk, you run or walk crouching;

- You walk looking at your watch, thinking that you are invisible;

- You try to make people think you're someone else by wearing a paper mask with that person's face printed on it;
- That actually works;

- You've only been eating sandwiches since you bought the game;

- You don't write sandwich anymore, just sandvich;

- You want to work as one of the character's jobs;

- You ask an engineer if he can build you a sentry gun, a dispenser and a TELEPORTER;

- You don't want to go to the doctor because you're afraid he'll shoot syringes at you;

- You fall off tall windows with no fear because, if you get hurt, there's probably a medkit nearby;

- When you get hurt you don't say "ouch", you say "MEDIC!";

- If you're set on fire you don't stop, drop and roll, you go running to the hospital screaming "MEDIC!";

- You hate people to the point of wanting to kill them just because they wear blue/red;

- You walk like a crab;

- You walk humping;

- You're afraid of pointing at people because you may kill them accidentaly;

- You're capable of drinking from broken, bottomless bottles;

- You have been storing your piss in jars;

- If the doctor says you'll have to be operated you ask "Why don't you use the Medigun?";

- You open a medikit and there's a sandwich inside it;

- You shoot everyone in sight, just to check if they are spies (by Shy-Guyome);

- You're afraid of going to pubs thinking there are drunk Swendish guys with explosives (by RiboZurai);

- You think you are bullet-proof when you drink an Energy Drink (by Shy-Guyome);

- To your eyes, a Pet-Shop is a Zoo (unless it's a farm!) (by Shy-Guyome);

- In case of injuries at home, you always have a dispenser nearby (Coffee-Dispenser, Soft-Drink-Dispenser, Water-Dispenser, etc.) (by Shy-Guyome);

- You think sprays contain not ink, but pre-done images;

- When you break something, you try to fix it by hitting it with a wrench (by Shy-Guyome);

- Playing baseball includes: a baseball-bat, a ball, a cap and a double-barrel shot-gun (by Shy-Guyome);

- When you get hurt you don't go to the hospital or put a bandage, you eat a sandwich;

- You walk with a shield on your back so you're not back-stabbed;

- Every time you go out you take a binocular to look out for Snipers;

- You're scared of baseballs;

- Your eyes glow when you hold a sword;

- You can turn anything into metal and vice-versa;

- You know when people are messing with your stuff, no matter where you are;

- A shield makes you faster than Usain Bolt (by IlookingYou);

- Holding a pickax gives you the strength to run faster and hit harder than you normally can, even though you're weaker than ever;

- After playing the game you started believing in ghosts and reincarnation;

- You don't spend a cent in food since a single sandwich and a single drink can last forever;

- You make a list of things you do when you're addicted to it.
I accept suggestions of other things you do when you're addicted to TF2.
Aceito sugestőes de outras coisas que se faz quando se está viciado em TF2


Team Fortress © Valve
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:iconduvessa121:
duvessa121 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2010
O.O i agree with most of these.
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Bhiggo Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Absolute win... that's the name of the collection THIS is going into...
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:iconbraziliannut:
BrazilianNut Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2010  Student General Artist
Thanks :D
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:iconspectrum-vii:
Spectrum-VII Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
I pleasure the mothers of my enemies. Lady-killer metaphorically... man-killer for real.
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:iconelfofcourage:
elfofcourage Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is like my "You might be a Zelda fan if" list. XD
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elfofcourage Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"You walk humping;"
:lmao::lmao::lmao: LAWL
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:iconbraziliannut:
BrazilianNut Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2010  Student General Artist
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:iconelfofcourage:
elfofcourage Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Like I said, :lmao: LAWL
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Sariafan Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2010
that's true xDD
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IlookingYou Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2010
"Your eyes glow when you hold a sword"
...and a shield
and don't forget:
a shield makes you faster than usain bolt
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:iconbraziliannut:
BrazilianNut Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2010  Student General Artist
"usain"?
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:iconilookingyou:
IlookingYou Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2010
don't ask me, im not good writing these names
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Shanna-The-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010
Let's see...

I write sandvich, I quote, I shout "MEDIC" even when I don't need one, the baseball thingy, petshot/zoo/farm...

... Except... I haven't played it. Yet. I have it. Just not played it.
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:iconbraziliannut:
BrazilianNut Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010  Student General Artist
Then play it. It's awesome 8D A little too violent, but awesome 8D
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Shanna-The-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010
Dude, I've seen videos, watched parodies, and I REALLY want to, but I'm a nervous wreak. Adding the fact that I'm a female, I'll probably get the "12 Year Old Boys Shouldn't Be Playing This Shit" treatment.
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BrazilianNut Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2010  Student General Artist
I did the same (watch videos before playing) xP

You know you're 16, so why bother with that? :) Also, I believe the game has a "mute player" option ;)

Oh, and thanks for :+fav:'ing :D
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Shanna-The-Hedgehog Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2010
True, but isn't that rude to mute them...?

Maybe that's just me. n_n'
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:iconbraziliannut:
BrazilianNut Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2010  Student General Artist
First, tell them the truth, if they don't believe and insist, mute 'em.
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AGSMA Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2010
most of them is true

b the way, which is your Steam account? Mine is called The Frumious Sas
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:iconribozurai:
RiboZurai Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
"You're afraid to go to pubs thinking there are drunk swendish guys with explosives."
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:iconbonnaybob:
BonnayBob Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2010
"You randomly say quotes of the characters;" That one is definitely me. =P
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:iconangyem:
angyem Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"You walk humping"
yep, that's me xD
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deadboy180 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
Good thing I'm NOT addicted to Team Fortress 2, then.
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Shy-Guyome Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2010
You shoot everyone in sight, just to check if they are spies.
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boot-cheese-3000 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2010
you are talking about transformers right?;-)
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:iconbraziliannut:
BrazilianNut Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2010  Student General Artist
No, Team Fortress 2
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:iconboot-cheese-3000:
boot-cheese-3000 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2010
oh, ok.:laughing:
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